Stale Ass

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.

Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin

by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Stale coochie

A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl

Why that girl smell like stale coochie

by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

by Stale cocks May 31, 2016

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023