When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.
Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin
by BabyFaceCache July 06, 2013
the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:
really did he just say that?
I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead
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really did he just say that?
I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead
VARIATIONS
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by Bossxsamp February 08, 2011
Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.
by Cambo against Jarred February 09, 2005
when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat
by Bingbopdop May 11, 2009
A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
by Chickenman369 May 04, 2018
Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep June 30, 2010
A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022