squeehawed

slightly crooked.

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

by youramonkeybuttbirdbrain February 28, 2011

squishiel

Only a half a thimble worth of liquid left in a container.

Why did you only leave a squishiel of milk in the fridge, instead of throwing the jug away?

by Dekere Volknoss September 3, 2014

Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.

Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.

by Rego45 May 2, 2014

squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.

That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.

by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017

squishlord

someone who you really wanna squish. Is a god a squishing, hugging and overall a very lit person. <4

Oh her? She is a real squishlord dude.

by $bacon June 14, 2018

Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013