p0es_petty_spouse

p0es_petty_spouse is a flooring company owned by Edgar Allan Poe from bungou stray dogs

out of ten I would rate the customer service a nine out of ten and a works well done

the context of p0es_petty_spouse identity's with the rainbow community and is very much horny for Edgar Allan Poe (from bungou stray dogs) very existence

in other words p0es_petty_spouse is a horny flooring company with great customer service

Person a: do you know a flooring company with great customer service?

Person b: yeah! You should try out p0es_petty_spouse, they'll even show you their camera-roll fulled with photos of edgar allan Poe!

by Chewbaccasfatass March 20, 2021

p0es_petty_spouse

the best mutual you’ll ever have i can assure you..... ‼️😍 hourly content and they’re just the best honesltlhhy

it’s like they’re obsessed with poe oh me too they main razor ME FUCKCKIGN TOO ‼️‼️‼️ ily @p0es_petty_spouse.....

“omgmgm p0es_petty_spouse just followed me”
“YES!!!!!!!! that’s my favorite mutual!!!!!!!!!!”

by peekinnie March 20, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021