A sploge

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.

Oi Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

Double Splog

When you get head at the same time from two girls(curved cack required)

Wow, did you hear? Ben got double splog last night!

by Rabe123! January 10, 2026

Big Daddy Splogan

An extremely sexy beast of a

man. Has a massive irresistible cock that you will automatically want to suck and fuck. He is known to be in a intensely sexual relationship with big daddy finlay. They have collaborated in many episodes of fake taxi and splogan has become the #1 pornstar on pornhub.

That big daddy splogan had a massive erection

by POGGINGS November 30, 2020