slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.

The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.

by denalipark227 April 22, 2010

slingshotting penguins

see punch the walrus

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

Iowa Slingshot

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.

Last night i gave that bitch the Iowa Slingshot

by SK61688 December 9, 2008

Alaskan Slingshot

The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.

Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.

by DJPrincessLuna July 6, 2014

Slingshot

When a man masturbates and pinches his foreskin whilst ejaculating, filling the foreskin like a cum ballon, then flicking the cum filled cock balloon at someone like a David sling.

'I covered your mom in jizzum when I did the slingshot, head to toe'

by Lee-Bee August 31, 2017

Slingshot

A racial slur used to describe Palestinians as they are often stereotyped as using slingshots as weapons.

Is it offensive to call Jesus a slingshot since he was Palestinian?

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Slingshoter

someone who play shoting with slingshot.

Most country boys are the best slingshoter.

by Arsari July 26, 2018