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Design the Skyline 

Design the Skyline is a 7 piece Experimental band formed in Corpus Christi, TX early 2010. They are most known for their great ability to merge the qualities of 8-bit soundtracks, microwave beeps, and your sink garbage disposal unit. It takes a very sophisticated individual to appreciate this unique style. Not to mention it is an acquired taste, much like malt liquor.
If you somehow, took the seven most musically challenged people in the world, gave them instruments, and told them to play, you would have Design the Skyline.

Q: What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
A: Design the Skyline
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Design the Skyline 

Undeniably the worst thing ever to happen to the metal scene. This shitty, unoriginal, emo/scene band released an abhorrent video of them performing a song called "Surrounded by Silence" and following the release was signed to Victory Records in late 2011, an event which brought almost universal negative responses. They have been described as the Rebecca Black of metal and it is a title that fits them perfectly, considering they have more haters than actual fans. They lack any sort of originality, and just end up sounding like all the other shitty bands of their genre, essentially making them a cookie cutter band, manufactured to cater brainless emo/scene morons who actually like their crap. The band members themselves look like something that was puked out of Brokencyde and then swallowed up by Blood on the Dance Floor and then puked out again. The same can be said about their "music" as well, if you could even call it "music". This is definitely a band that has sealed its reputation.
Metalhead: "Wtf? Who are these talentless emo fags?! They suck major donkey dick!"

DTS fan: "LIKE OMG,STFU!!! DESIGN THE SKYLINE IS LIKE THE BEST BAND EVER!!! YOU'RE JUST A HATER BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE TALENTED LIKE THEM. YOU'RE JEALOUS! I HATE YOU!

Metalhead: *Knocks out DTS fan*

DTS fan: *Goes home crying and bleeding like a little emo bitch*

Nissan Skyline R34 

WILL WHIP THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF A VETTE!!!! (read other comment about the Nissan Skyline R34, for referance)
My Nissan Skyline R34 Will whip the shit out of your moms testicles and your Vette...

r31 skyline 

Proud to hold the RB30e, the R31 skyline has been known to be one of the most well-liked skylines. Holden has taken this great car and trashed it by putting the nissan parts into the VL.
WTF is that sweet car...... ohh its the R31 skyline....niiiiice
r31 skyline by Browny September 6, 2003

Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R 

1. There is no such thing as a Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R . The successor the the Skyline name is the Infiniti G35

2. The GT-R R35 is an AWD car from Nissan that is a 4 door paddle shifting car and great performer. While not as fast as the Z06 on the straights it is proven to beat the Z06 on numerous track courses. Also rated 6th on Nurburgring beating out numerous cars to include the Ferrari Enzo and the Porsche 911 Turbo. It has 480hp the 3.8L V6 twin turbo VR38DETT engine. It has numerous settings and controls to improve performance on the road. This car has received much hail and much hatred from critics. Its may not be the fastest car, it may not be the best looking car but it is a great car all around.
1. It is the Nissan GT-R R35 not a Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R.
2. The GT-R is a good car.

Arizona Skyline Party

The sexual act involving 5 midgets and a woman of obese nature. The midgets use a wire and tie it to the chimney. The other side of the wire is tied around the neck of the obese woman. While taking turns, each midget uses a clothes hanger to slide down the wire, anally penetrating the inner wall of the magestic sactum known as the clitoris. The midgets then thrust their penises into each other's assholes, forming a human train.
"Hey Trevor, your mom is having an Arizona Skyline Party out back."

Snow white and the seven dwarves had an Arizona Skyline Party last winter.

R31 Skyline 

Vehicle manufactured by Nissan in the late 80's.
Available in wagon, coupe, and sedan variations.
1) That R31 Skyline is phat!
2) My R31 Skyline puts VL's to shame
R31 Skyline by SKY031 September 5, 2003