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Shifter

Shifter

A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy February 5, 2018
mugGet the Shiftermug.

Juicy shaft shifter

when you are giving a nice wet blowjob
by Crazylady October 18, 2017
mugGet the Juicy shaft shiftermug.

shifter

Someone who is engaged in the activity of shifting, who knows that their consciousness is not attached to any realities.

They have multiple lifes in other realities.
A: Why are you sleeping in the starfish position?
B: oh... i am shifter
by madelyn06 November 21, 2021
mugGet the shiftermug.

Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

A nickname for those that believe fictional characters are real.
1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
mugGet the Cloud, the Lucid Shiftermug.

A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.
1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
mugGet the A Lucid Shiftermug.

Shifter

A shifter is a player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive who continuously presses the shift key without ever letting go of it. As a result, a shifter is always far behind his teammates and not useful in a B rush situation.
Why are you still in t spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?
by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021
mugGet the Shiftermug.

the shifters

kissing passionitly- The Shifters
by Cait &Liam November 23, 2010
mugGet the the shiftersmug.

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