fueling the sea serpent

when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time

" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"

by LastPuppy November 10, 2021

Double-headed serpent

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.

I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.

by MrZano69 May 10, 2019

serpent mound

Vagina - usually a wife or long term girlfriend

Sorry, I didn't see your text message. I was balls deep in serpent mound.

by FredHandle November 8, 2023

Fumundah Serpent

A form of grotesque water snake generally located in swamps or damp dark areas like caves or a well

Johnny: did you see that snake!!
Steve Irwin: yes Johnny that's called a fumundah serpent they are really deadly!!!

by HoonDingalicious April 1, 2020

Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022