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Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
by cartoonfish December 20, 2019
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Knee Surgery

The greatest thing ever. I love to go through "25 memes about knee surgery"!!!
by Purple_Tomato November 7, 2022
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Bass reduction surgery

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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Motel Room Surgery

A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.
I just saved two grand by having motel room surgery.
by Hazardous Tampon April 7, 2015
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They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

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They did a surgery on a grape
by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018
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surgery

What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.
by iguanapunk May 29, 2004
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