Schmuck-Dyke

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010

pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

by P Ant December 9, 2008

schmuck walk

Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.

"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."

"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."

by larrydart August 27, 2008

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008