Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

cock scrapers

Name of a girls teeth when they're all messed up.

"I'm afraid to get a blow job from the chick with those cock scrapers in her mouth."

by Karpoman April 24, 2014

Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018

Dick Scraper

A person that has sharp teeth and suck dicks. Will aslo make your pp bleed.

Psst. I heard there is a dick scraper under the bridge, pay them 10 bucks and say goodby to you pp.

by Lemonlmao December 2, 2021

Scraper Bike

A new trend that is a part of the San Francisco Bay Area Hyphy Movement in which people ride their tricked out bikes and go stupid, dumb, retarded while on their bikes. Generally, the bikes have nice designs, such as duo-tone paint jobs, and rims or spinners. The term was coined by the rap group Trunk Boiz of Oakland, California.

Jerome: Me and my buds was on our scraper bikes picking up on girls. My scraper bike go hard, I don't need no car.
Tyrone: That go!
Jerome: We was ghost riding them too.
Tyrone: That sounds like hella fun, bud.

by Mario P July 7, 2007

Ginger Scraper

To have sexual intercourse with a red-headed girl on concrete in a public location -- scraping her ass & scraping your knees. Afterwards you up and leave and don't get her number. Bravo.

I just did a ginger scraper and have the scars to prove it!

by n00geDoesLakeGeorge August 24, 2011