slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.
I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.
by Joe 234 March 03, 2017
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Samoan Swamp Fire

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!
by landon haas May 22, 2024
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Samoan nightmare

A sexual act where two males helicopter there penises whilst a third male masturbates in the corner. This usually takes place in a dimly lit room and the males participating commonly where tribal makeup.
Do you wanna come over to mine tonight and preform the samoan nightmare?
by Edwoodyjon May 17, 2022
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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 23, 2016
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Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.
ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.
by Taumaoe April 22, 2023
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