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Joel The Roll

Master of rolling.

Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.

His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.

Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.

He’s the roll.
Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?

Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
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Roil

(Verb -regular) To really oil a stubborn beard until it's soft.
A: Ow you've got read marks on your neck.
B: Yeah my new bf has a really scratchy beard.
A: Yeah you need to get him to roil that.

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A: Wow that's soft.
B: Yeah I roiled it this morning.
by @onlydavidbrowm April 8, 2017
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O'Reilly Pirate Crew

A large family of good people from all walks and shades of life. Origins around Rochester, Geneva and Canandaigua New York. A force to be reckoned with. Also known as OPC. Not limited to New York State, the OPC has family all over the world
O'Reilly's can often be identified by their cheers to "sodomy".

The O'Reilly Pirate Crew are pranksters by nature and good spirited drunks.
by Jethro Jebidiah O'Reilly December 29, 2007
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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Roll The Hard Six

A high risk / high reward operation. The phrase originates from craps where a hard six is achieved by rolling threes on a pair of six-sided dice (3+3). Rolling a hard six has a probability of about 3% whereas rolling six by any other combination has about a 14% chance. A hard six pays 7 to 1 whereas a regular six pays only 7 to 6.

The phrase was used by the character Commander/Admiral William Adama in the television series Battlestar Galactica.
Dude: You should ask her out!
Guy: But what if she turns me down?
Dude: Sometimes you just gotta roll the hard six.
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Cinnamon Roll

A precious, sweet, adorable person who is too good for this world and needs to be protected at all costs.
The Hamilton cast is full of cinnamon rolls especially Phillipa Soo.
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bitchin' rick roll

A rick roll so epic that it causes chaos and disorder.
Missy rick rolled some dude and he got so mad he cried foul and threw a fit, soon followed by sheer internet chaos. That was one bitchin' rick roll.
by wordsmith80 April 1, 2010
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