Jerkadian Rhythm

Describes the frequency and periodicity at which one masturbates.

Bro #1: "How often do you jerk off, bro? I gotta bust a nut every morning to wake up right."

Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."

by thelonius_dunk October 11, 2023

Annapolis Rhythm Section

Any array of virtual instruments composed and played back to accompany a marginal singer/songwriter trying to sound like a real band.

Yeah I heard that new bassist and drummer Joel got: The Annapolis Rhythm Section -- all MIDI!

by Zappin' Nap March 7, 2021

rhythm fart

A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.

Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.

by gorakaya December 29, 2023

Rhythm

A cool person!! Awesome even!! Is super cool and amazing and yewah! 💗 /fam /gen

Person A – “Hey have you heard of Rhythm???”
Person B – “Oh yeah!! They're pretty cool!! I heard his brother (/source) Toms is also pretty awesomr!!”

by discstrauma March 17, 2022

rhythm spoon

1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber

I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon

by Kash814bche October 20, 2018

Rhythm

Rhythm is my crush. that is all.

Friend: Broo is that Rhythm?

Friend 2: Ye back up shes my crush

Friend: Nahh shes mine

by YourMomsFav September 9, 2022

Rhythm Doctor

One-button rhythm game that somehow has a surprising amount of depth. Try the demos and trust me when I say there's more to it than "just count to 7". For a preview: Counting multiple different rhythms at once... varying rhythms... strange songs... and (I should stop here to avoid spoiling the in-game window shenanigans) a window to a whole new world. With your finger you can save the world! Or at least the people in the hospital.

Well, I don't think there's quintuple time in Rhythm Doctor yet (at least as of Act 5 release first minor update?)

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025