I'm about to eat your rectal orifice inside out.
by rectum orifice May 30, 2018
Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 18, 2015
An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
When an anus has been stretched and gaped wide enough to receive a yodel from the participating partner.
Legand says that when executing "rectal yodelling" correctly you can hear the yodel echo through the intestinal walls of the puckered anus.
by Rectal yodeler November 27, 2021
1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.
2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010
When you excrete explosive feces from your behind and some of the feces sticks to your butt cheeks and crusts over, therefore creating a sandbox from your rectum.
by gigidygigidy69 July 16, 2022
Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.
Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.
Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006