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rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015
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Rectal Digititus

An affliction whereby one is not sexually gratified during sexual activity without some form of digital (finger) stimulation of the rectum.
Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.

I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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Rectal Vomiting

The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.
Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.

Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.
by slappynappy August 27, 2013
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rectal orifice

your rectal orifice is your Ass hole.
(Rectal meaning ass and Orifice meaning hole)
I'm about to eat your rectal orifice inside out.
by rectum orifice June 11, 2018
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Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...
by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010
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Rectal Yodelling

When an anus has been stretched and gaped wide enough to receive a yodel from the participating partner.
Legand says that when executing "rectal yodelling" correctly you can hear the yodel echo through the intestinal walls of the puckered anus.
by Rectal yodeler November 27, 2021
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rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006
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