I-Ready

A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.

I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!

by DJpendulousPP July 24, 2022

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

The Ready Set

an amazing musician. he makes electronic-pop music.

:)

person 1: "Hey, what are you listening to?"
person 2: "I'm listening to "Giants" by The Ready Set. You should check his music out, he is amazing!"
person 1: "I sure will because if I don't then I must be crazy!"
me: "i have the weirdest example. :) LOL"

by never shout erica:) June 25, 2009

ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020

all-ready

adj. - an acknowledgement of a positive situation or opportunity.

Tyrone told his homie, Nate about a "bangin" party on Saturday and after learning of this, his reply was simply, "All-ready!"

by CharlieBee November 14, 2006

I-Ready

"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.

Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.

by itzcalb766 December 9, 2020