the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.
Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?
Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!
Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?
Max: You know me so well.
Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!
Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?
Max: You know me so well.
by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010
Get the Quit Eating My Quailsmug. by H.Thacker September 24, 2023
Get the Big quailed cherriesmug. by Marcelona :) May 11, 2023
Get the basil or quailmug. 
Quail Bobogardus, 43, is a self-described “tech folklorist” living in Cupertino, California. Born in a small avocado farm town in central California, he was raised by parents convinced he’d either be a birdwatcher or an inventor—hence the unusual name.
He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.
Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.
Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.
Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.
Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.
Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.
Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
by The Bobogardus Dynasty August 20, 2025
Get the Quail Bobogardusmug. 1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
Get the Shave the Quailmug. by anonymous728383782 September 9, 2020
Get the Aiban Quailmug.