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Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.
Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.
by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010
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Big quailed cherries

When one attaches two quails to their nipples in the hopes of further enlargement of their breasts.
I was only a B cup till but the big quailed cherries brought up to a DD, amazing!
by H.Thacker September 24, 2023
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Quail Bobogardus

Quail Bobogardus, 43, is a self-described “tech folklorist” living in Cupertino, California. Born in a small avocado farm town in central California, he was raised by parents convinced he’d either be a birdwatcher or an inventor—hence the unusual name.

He first gained attention in middle school after “accidentally” winning a science fair with his self-toasting bread helmet, which worked once before catching fire. By high school, his projects included a robot meant to do math homework that instead recited Shakespeare in Morse code.

Seeking “the source code of the universe,” Quail moved to Cupertino and now lives in a teal-painted tiny house. He works as a freelance consultant for start-ups unsure whether their app is a meditation tool, social platform, or snack service. His hallmark, the “Bobogardus touch,” blends obscure history, doodles of quails, and pie charts shaped like avocados.

Locals often spot him biking around in a straw hat with a backpack full of trail mix and circuit boards. On weekends, he hosts an “Impractical Inventions Club,” where neighbors build things like solar-powered kazoo amplifiers and squirrel-shaped drones.

Why Cupertino? Quail sums it up simply: “I came for the Wi-Fi, but I stayed for the persimmons.”
Quail Bobogardus invented the “Bobogardus Touch
by The Bobogardus Dynasty August 20, 2025
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Shave the Quail

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
by Quail Saver August 27, 2013
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Skinned Quail

When a man grabs the base of their scrotum making it look like a quail that has had all of the feathers plucked off of it.
Hello Jocelyn - have you ever seen a skinned quail?
by werd-smith January 30, 2019
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Quail

A small bird that lives on the ground and lays speckled eggs.
by Tibetan quail April 6, 2021
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mountain quail

Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.
by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022
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