Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

Punjabi Stride by ld0301 February 15, 2026

Punjabi Pickle Twist 

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

Punjabi Pickle Twist by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Punjabi Pinball 

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

Punjabi Pinball by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Pinball 

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Boy 1 :Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Boy 2 : Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

Punjabi Pinball by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

The Punjabi Biscuit

This sexual act is to be used to spice things up in the bedroom, typically prior to coitus. Items needed-Curry, a tarp, and a large turkey baster. The act- the woman needs to assume the face down doggy style position, being sure to arch her back as to expose her vagina as much as possible. The man will now insert the turkey baster filled with curry into the woman’s vagina. Expel the curry into her and remove the baster. By this time, she should be squirming with excitement, and spice. Now, all the man has to do is enjoy eating her vagina while she queefs delicious curry into his mouth. Bon appetite!

Things have been dull in the boudoir for some time now. So the couple tried the Punjabi Biscuit and their love life is spicier than ever!

The Punjabi Biscuit by Chopsaw Tommy January 15, 2026