Hey look! This wallet has some Puddies! I wonder how much they got it for before it was all sold out??
by hNwa December 2, 2021

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.
by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

The dumbest fucking BEING in the universe. Someone who people DESPISE beyond their shit. When this is said, everyone in a room will go bad shit crazy and throw a fit.
by IceyCreme November 2, 2020

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.
Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

by Uncle jamshed December 30, 2020

That mf puddy did it again
by jsoe jaskdnska February 20, 2022
