Skip to main content

PTSD

PTSD is an acronym for the Golden State Warriors' death lineup comprising of Poole Thompson Steph and Draymond.
Opposing teams hope they do not end up with a severe case of PTSD when facing the Golden State Warriors.
by tripledeemax April 19, 2022
mugGet the PTSDmug.

PTSD

Post Traumatic Snapchat Disorder

When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
« can you check his snapscore i have ptsd »
by Hislayboibye May 3, 2024
mugGet the PTSDmug.

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
mugGet the PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disordermug.

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.
"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."
by GarbageFire January 5, 2022
mugGet the Zoom PTSDmug.

Ptsd

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
Person 1: Did you hear Babalashmugq has ptsd?

Person 2: Ew that’s gross
by Babalashmuga September 19, 2023
mugGet the Ptsdmug.

PTSD

when you're so traumatized you're stuck in the past
PTSD is actually pretty serious but whatever, people joke about everything here.
by yardardar April 9, 2021
mugGet the PTSDmug.

PTSD

When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.
I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.
by spring breaker October 4, 2019
mugGet the PTSDmug.

Share this definition