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Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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psychic liar

A person who pretends to be a real psychic in a fair or show, gets caught lying and looking very stupid
This psychic show features a psychic liar
Are you psychic? No! Psychic liar!
by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016
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Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.
Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.
by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024
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Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.
Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.
by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
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psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Psychic Skidmarks

Damage to your psyche caused by an unusually large brain fart.
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.

Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied December 31, 2008
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