The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.
According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan
by The Hreet January 12, 2010
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The mustang principle

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.
According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.
by Mason "Gyver" Lofton March 02, 2006
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Principle of Things

The shit principle who ruins your life in baldi’s basics.And sends you to detention for just running for a millisecond
Do you know the Principle of Things
Yeah he sucks ass .He sends you to detention
by A weird Canadian July 02, 2018
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aaaa principle

all asians are alike

physically: their faces, eyes, lips, hair, noses, bodies(really strong, or frail)

hobbies: break dancing, having crazy hair, being smart and good at anythign they want, being communist

style: punk or nerdy, brands(polo, juicy, abercrombie)
Daniel: oh man i like your girl friend, you've been dating forever

Bennet: only like a week

Daniel: oh well you know the aaaa principle
by William&Elaine'sBakedGoods February 21, 2009
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The donald Principle

Any negative outcome you can postulate as a result of the election of donald trump will actually be worse than you were thinking it would be.
Can you believe we're eating the family dog just to stay alive? I thought 2019 would be bad, but I didn't account for The donald Principle.
by __SomeGuy__ December 13, 2016
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Principles of Lag

A phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
Commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.
"By the Principles of Lag, I should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me."

"Dude...I was in the room the whole time. How did I not see you come in?"
"By the Principles of Lag."

"By the Principles of Lag, I will ace this biochem exam."
by zgriffin22 May 10, 2010
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pooty principle

states that one should always side with the pooty in any argument involving the pooty giver and any other persons. It is better to agree with the pooty giver and continue receiving pooty than to express your real views on the situation and have your pooty supply cut off.

This principle has been widely used to disprove "bros before hos" theory.
"She was wrong about it, but I decided to go with the pooty principle"
by rawr123 April 28, 2007
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