Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

Porky Doubs

A fat, rude bitch that runs her big mouth and thinks she's the shit. But not even her friends like her.

*Porky stands for the fat, rudeness
*Doubs (Double) stands for her double chin that ripples when she talks

ex. Porky Doubs: "wtf? your gross. fight me. you dumb slut."

Other: "she's such a porky doubs."

by morgieeeee December 01, 2009

porky dick

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

by Bitchybootyqueen July 28, 2019

Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.

“I gave her a right porky ruffle”

by DeltaTangoFoxtrot June 04, 2020

Porky bun

Uncircumcised dick (penis).

Referring to the foreskin as the bun, the dick inside as the pork.

“Would you fuck him?”
“No, he’s got a porky bun”

by PorkyBunHater February 01, 2018

Doing a porky

When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister

He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky

by AndiZiad May 27, 2019

Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.

The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom

by livinlegend May 17, 2020