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The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet
Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online
by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021
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Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!
by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022
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Pinocchio

When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
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Pinocchio's argument

Someone who does not know how to use the term strongman argument right when a straw man argument is supposed to be someone pretending to answer with facts but really not answering the question at all
Example a Pinocchio's argument is where one who is listing facts gets told by the other person that's a straw man argument even though facts were presented and a straw man argument cannot exist when there's facts presented because I true straw man argument is it's bad because it's bad with no facts given. However someone using the Pinocchio's argument is just ignoring the facts and pretending there is a straw man argument when it doesn't fit the criteria for a straw man argument. In other words the pretending and lying and misusing it just to win an argument because in their eyes it's not about whether the right or wrong it's just whether they win. Hence the Pinocchio's argument
by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023
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Pinocchio

A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes 🤥
Yo Pinocchio help me out?

Yo Pino stop lieing!

Your such a liar, it shows you know?!

Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?

Hey Big Nose, what smells?

Yao got big ass genes!

**People we use them against are Bella, Lacey and Miss Wilks
by The Real Mr. Hegarty 📖 August 21, 2022
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Reverse Pinocchio

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.
Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick
by cr8g October 23, 2018
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Pinocchio Syndrome

When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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