Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.
We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.
by BonBon1987 August 08, 2021
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Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
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Perpetual Bitch

1. A Perpetual Bitch is someone (a WAMEN in particular) that never stops talking about something that nobody cares about.

2.
That fricking bitch doesn't know about full stop, she's a real perpetual bitch!
by XxTheKnowItAll_xX January 15, 2019
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Perpetual trolling mode

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status
Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode
by Magnetic62 January 07, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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perpetual asshole

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.
by ScammerKy March 07, 2017
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