Panrationalism

The ideology that reason is a transcendent, universal force that stands above the chaotic physical world. The material universe is seen as a flawed shadow of rational perfection, and the goal of humanity is to conform all existence—society, nature, even emotion—to the dictates of this disembodied rationality.

Panrationalism Example: A city planner who, after a flood, proposes straightening a river because its curves are “irrational and inefficient.” They see the natural, evolved ecosystem as an error to be corrected by geometric and hydraulic reason, imposing an abstract ideal onto physical reality.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Penatronical

Part of your body trying to heal

My daughter fell off her e-scooter. Her elbow is penatronical.

by Lisabazinga January 26, 2026

vanticular fold phonation

that thing Alex Brightman does to make the beedlejuice voice

and you cant seem to find how he dose it on the internet

God help me please

alex can use vanticular fold phonation and go from really the sweetest man in the world to really scary dead guy

by fierysnowflakes October 11, 2019

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025