A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude November 16, 2015
(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.
1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"
2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"
2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"
by Ileah519 June 11, 2011
When u scream Terry into a text bar the ghost of said person rises like a Phoenix to fuck the OENALTYS and lead the kracken to victory. Must have 3 water energy cards and trella has to be present for sweet Terry guy.
More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY
Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?
A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?
A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
by Fitted2106 July 03, 2021
by texdab May 30, 2015
PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.
PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
by SHADOW BANDIT June 15, 2010
Susie the olympian was shocked after receiving a penalty slap from her coach when she finished 5th in the standings
by TheDoobAbides February 09, 2014
A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.