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Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.
Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!
by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015
mugGet the Parsonedmug.

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
mugGet the split parsonalitymug.

Parsons, WV

Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.

Hillbilly Mountain People
Where are you from?

Parsons, WV

Where the fuck is that?
by Hilljack Mama October 1, 2021
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Parsons

Guys that likes sonic and anime, kind of a nerd and go to the gym occasionally and still pull somehow
wow, he pulled the hottest girl in the school, hes such a parsons
by anynonymouse December 16, 2022
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Parsonal

THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.
One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,
by PartisanZ April 10, 2022
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George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility
Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo
by ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป October 5, 2016
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Griffin Parsons

A skinny white boy who can NOT take no for an answer. ๐Ÿ™„ Welcome to loser town!!!!!! ๐Ÿ’ โ™€๏ธHater!!! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก
Griffin Parsons did you hack into my alt sonic Hater?
Griffin: NO!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ
by mikelover701 February 21, 2024
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