Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.

You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Fancy Panties

Batman underwear (according to Walmart). As heard on the podcast What's That Word.

Went to Walmart and bought Batman underwear, and they rang up 'fancy panties' at the register.

by Cori and Laura November 4, 2021

Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Period panties

Panties that girls wear, that are not cute, during their period, or menstral, so they don't ruin the pretty ones.

I have a separate drawer for my period panties.

by Longitude August 11, 2007

panties in a bunch

1. When a person overreacts to a trifling insult or barb, or to a joke.

2. When someone acts in an anal-retentive manner, and makes a big fuss out of a relatively minor problem.

1. Don't get you're panties all in a bunch, he doesn't mean it.

2. It's not that big of a problem, don't get your panties all in a bunch, it's going to be okay.

by teh pope January 18, 2005

Panty Grease

Cocaine

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?

by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009

Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 15, 2005