orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022

orangutan

a documentary on the daily life of Donald trumps genitailia, including crabs

that documentary 'orangutan' is god awful.

by dossiedockett November 19, 2019

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

orangutan asmr

a work of art, the best video to ever be created could even be said

Person 1:orangutan asmr is the best video to ever be made
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?

by i love orangutans December 15, 2021

Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

orangutan pussy

a red-bushed hairy prostitute with a odor

man i want some orangutan pussy tonight.

my dad likes orangutan pussy

by sweatymonkeybanananuts January 30, 2024