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one-eyed zipper snake

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ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
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One-eyed Gypsy

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when someone skeest in a girl's eye to blind her, steals her belongings, and runs away (like a gypsy would)
"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
by Abraham Autumnwood July 17, 2012
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One Eyed Pirate

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When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!
by Lylyann July 11, 2016
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One Eyed Cock

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That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
by Curly26 June 24, 2019
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Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
by Bloke A! October 23, 2009
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one-eyed trouser mouse

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a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument
Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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