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hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
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"I gave her the one-eyed gypsy, came up on a ps3, a Cool Runnings DVD, and some scented candles, and got the fuck out of there!"
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When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
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Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
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Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
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Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”
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by Bloke A! October 23, 2009
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by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006
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Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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