ass tortilla

I dont know what it means, but it sounds pretty funny.
That thing is an ass tortilla!
by j03 April 08, 2004
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tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.
Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep
by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011
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steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.
Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla
by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 07, 2008
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tortilla chip

Similar to the slang for a white person as in "cracker", this refers to any person of mexican decent. Can be used as a proper name.
What up tortilla chip? or Ya damn crazy ass tortilla chip mutha fucka!!
by Cassie July 29, 2003
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limp tortilla

A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy.
Wanna lick my limp tortilla?
by maria&pablo February 27, 2009
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Spanish Tortilla

When a man pleasures a women by rubbing his buttcheeks against her vagina. It's the man-women version of lesbian vagina rubbing.
I totally squirted when he gave me the Spanish tortilla.
by Sangrid May 28, 2010
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