russian school bus

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.

After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.

by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 02, 2023

School bus

a place where you can scream and yell and generally fuck around with really no one to stop execept the driver if he is in a mood. the place where you can moan and yell fuck me harder daddy and the driver will laugh. school bus aka the glorified hellhole.

ay you see that bus roll by

yea that was defintely a school bus from what i heard

by ayyyy my name bill October 22, 2020

School Bus

A type of bus with annoying and obnoxious monsters in the back.

I Survived: The Back of a School Bus Ride

by Dray’s Dictionary February 01, 2021

school bus

a prison on wheels but never enough seating room

Guy 1: hey look its the prison bus that speeds down the street every monday and friday

Guy 2: what? prison bus, whats that?

Guy 1: that yellow hell lookin car, a school bus obviously.

by Kawaii~Dot November 01, 2022

School Bus

A big-ass yellow van without seatbelts which is used to transport children of all ages from place to place. Oftentimes used by schools, these tourture devices are places where bullying runs rampant and the all-powerful bus driver controls all.

Friend: Yo, are you riding the School Bus today? I hear there’s going to be a beat down!!!
Me: Ya man, I know... I’m the one who told you there’d be a fight.

by Ayyyy, wazzup yo! December 20, 2018