Post Olympic Depression

n. the feelings of loss at the close of the Olympic Games and not having regular television viewing lined up

abbr. POD

I sat on my couch staring at the tv, half-hoping that USA would pull through and beat Canada at hockey. I have Post Olympic Depression.

by ukilledthecat March 1, 2010

Training for the Olympics

The act of taking a large healthy dump. This is usually a very long and painful process.

Where the hell is Leroy? We were supposed to meet here 20 minutes ago.

He had Chinese food last night and he wanted me to tell you that he'll be training for the Olympics this afternoon.

by rothead June 8, 2010

olympic sit-up

take turns seeing if someone can do a sit up while someone covers their face with a towel and holds the towel to the ground, then someone squats over their face and spreads their ass cheeks, then as the person is trying really hard to do the sit-up, slip the towel off, and watch as their face gets buried between the fat sweaty ass cheeks.

"bet you can't do an olympic sit-up"
"your on"
*GRUNT*
"WTF!! OMG!! WHY would you!!!?!?!?"
"that was a very shitty sit-up"
olympic sit-up sit up shit ass

by browngnome November 7, 2010

Olympic diver

When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore

I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver

by Awesome beard March 21, 2017

Urinary Olympics

A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.

Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.

by marcifer November 11, 2010

Pussy Olympics

When a sassy woman puts a guy through the 'pussy olympics' before having sex aka what a man is willing to do in order to get the pussy.

Briar: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Jade: "No I'm still putting him through the pussy olympics"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

bme pain olympics

A video where men literly saw their penises off. This is the worst video out there. It sounds bad but its even WORSE. Everyone reading this who hasnt seen it is probably about to go watch it to check it out because it seems so bad. Don't. It will literally scar you. I don't think I will EVER get that image out of my mind. I truy advise you not to watch it.

You really don't want to watch the bme pain olympics. I'm not kidding.

by Just Trust Me September 27, 2009