by aloce227 May 7, 2025

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by Easymoneysniper35 May 3, 2024

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024

oakley burped and a tornado warning was called
by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024
