numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003

numpty

a stoner named ackey dwyer

dont need one..he's a numpty

by hoolie July 26, 2003

numpty

a bastard turnip

you fucking numpty mr murray

by blaze11 June 20, 2004

numpty

Patrick Numpty Carolan

Is a silly b*ll*cks from County Louth who drives a clapped out BMW.
A complete know all who is so fond of himself that he would crawl up his own arse.

by All in production.Engineering,Quality,Wood,etc January 26, 2005

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

Numpty

A fuckin idiot

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.

by 1367 November 20, 2012