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New Year's Ugly 

When, on the event of New Year's.... you sleep with something so damn ugly, that the only way you can ever talk about the event is by saying she was "New Year's Ugly" hoping to any damn god out there that none of your friends know what it means. Also, "New Year's Ugly" girls are known to royally bleed all over your damn sheets so that you can't deny that you slept with them..... Maybe... the worst way ever to bring in a New Year..... Sleeping with a New Year's Ugly will make you count the next 364 days in hopes to making it better next time.

New Year's Adam

As New Year's Eve is the one night of the year where hook-ups hit a record high, this is the correct term to use for a "beau" that a lady may score on said night.
With-it Girl: Hey guuuuuuurl, watch you end up doin' on New Year's Eve?

Posh Girl: Not what, but who! Went and found myself a nice little New Year's Adam at the party, didn't I?

With-it Girl: Bomb diggity, girlfriend!

Posh Girl: No doubt, peace it!
New Year's Adam by Axellent December 31, 2012

new year's eve 

new year's eve by Carebear93 December 28, 2005

new year's boxing day 

the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.
my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...

New Year's hangover 

The credit card bill after Christmas buzz. You often go into a rant and be a bitch, not for all people.
When Polly got her credit card bill from December, she had a New Year's hangover for 3 months trying to pay off the bill.
New Year's hangover by trose1234 December 3, 2010

new year's day 

Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?
New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt