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Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.
I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.
by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023
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napoleon dynamite

napoleon dynamite's pet is a liger.
its like a lion and tiger mixed.
by nymph-O August 4, 2004
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napoleon dynamite

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.
by Smeego February 17, 2005
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Napoleon Ice Cream

An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.
I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.
by Samdog III July 21, 2008
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anti-napoleon dynamite

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.
<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!
by DesZebre February 7, 2005
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Napoleon Dynamite

A pretty funny movie if you watched it when it came out and before EVERY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD started using phrases from it like "GOSH" and "FLIPPIN SWEET" and shit like that.
This movie got played out like hell...everyone ruined its funnyness by over using lines from it.
"GOSH did you see that FLIPPIN SWEET movie NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE. GOSH it's so FLIPPIN SWEET. VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!"

"fuck you that shit is old as hell"
by i used to like that movie March 28, 2005
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Napoleon

Military genius of Corsican origin, who unfortunately went on to lead France, of all places, to military glory- but after starting the first world war (1805, France vs. the world except america who went to war with the british over a matter unrelated to napoleon in 1812) was cast out of france, in defeat. returned in 1815 for the Hundred Days Campaign, ending in Waterloo, when he was once again cast out. this loss was not an allied victory, but a french loss, as they made more mistakes here than the rest of the war combined. Biggest mistake of his carrer was invading russia- 400,000 veteran soldiers sent to freeze to death and leave france unprotected. Thus is france today- Flat Coke- disgusting and worthless, but noce good and full of potential. Since Napoleon, France has been useless; when napoleon was exhiled, they traded their glorious flag of red white and blue, for just white.
Vive la France! o, Napoleon's not there anymore? Long live America! Washington's dead too? DAMN! Britain? DAMN IT ALL!!!
by CTC November 21, 2003
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