suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

suck my balls by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003

shit out my balls 

A phrase used to express frustration.

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.

shit out my balls by MSHUAH July 4, 2009

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws 

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

stir my balls 

A synonym for ruffle your feathers

I think he texted me at 2 a.m. just to stir my balls.

stir my balls by bumpkinpatch October 9, 2019

shit my balls off 

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.

Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.

shit my balls off by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021

Jocking on my balls 

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

Jocking on my balls by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

suck my balls by Occsters November 7, 2012