candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010

drug mule

Someone who carries drugs across the borders by consuming the drugs.

"I've got a drug mule getting me some shit from up north."

by Chris from Canada April 26, 2006

Lesbian Mule

A vulgar term aimed toward mean and or stubborn females.

Samantha is such a lesbian mule!

by Eric Pete May 13, 2007

ya mule

a phrase used by only the most badass of men to incite raw strength and fortitude. it is used in times of great struggle to invoke motivation, or as a battle-cry to make enemies cower. it is said that only badass men are capable of using the phrase; this is because if a male without the proper testicular fortitude so much as utters the phrase, his dick will fall off, making him not a man by definition. furthermore, if a woman uses the phrase with enough gusto, she will actually sprout a penis, making her a badass man- a man with tits.

Badass #1: "Dude, I don't know if I can do another cock pushup! I dont have the strength!"

Badass #2: "Use the force!!'

Badass #1: "YA MULE!!! YAA!!!" **penis extends another foot** "Oh there we go"

by velthebadass July 5, 2012

Pack the mule

When you run your fingers up someone's crack and stuff their underwear up their anus.

The guys were playing pack The mule and Steve got Rusty a good one.

by Westley Virginia June 17, 2021

mule butter

has spreadabilty, but stubborn,

The fukin mule butter is runny and will not leave.

by stunx September 27, 2008

drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.

All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023