Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

by cheez_sammmich January 28, 2024

Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy

"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"

by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011