Mulch

A gay dude who likes furry vore and needs to sybau omg sybau mulch like forreal

He has a foot folder

Girl: sybau mulch
mulch: erm… oughhhh I’m so full…

by MELYSSAR April 26, 2025

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023

mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch

i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile

by flying man November 11, 2024

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011