Montreal Band Trips

A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.

"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"

by oojuu June 23, 2003

Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.

"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009

montreal steak spice

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.

"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."

by hardon May 19, 2006

Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

by MagnaBad December 14, 2021