The Modified Halvie 

Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.

Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.

J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"

Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"

J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"

Phantom: .....

The Modified Halvie by Ze PHanom June 3, 2013

genetically modified oscar

An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.

Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.

genetically modified oscar by The original el chapo June 8, 2018

pre-modified 

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pre-modified by songvley May 10, 2021

phrenetically modified 

Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.

President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.

phrenetically modified by [e-mail] February 16, 2023