a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
The slow buildup of grease, ejaculate, pre ejaculate, urine, saliva, poo, earwax and bogeys on your computer screen as you accidentally dropped your monitor into the toilet then proceeded to do unspeakable things
by YBPYT October 1, 2021
The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.
I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker
by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022
by Perspiciens November 21, 2008
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
by theRealone3 May 4, 2020
An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.
by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021
(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.
(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.
(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.
(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.
(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.
(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering
-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!
-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!
-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
by docta-tweAKA the freedom seekA December 16, 2018