Mom

Are you really fucking retarded? WTF! If you don't even know a Mom mean Iĺl tell you Mom mean a scariest human in the world.

Your Mom Gay.

by Someonelm May 28, 2018

Mom

Also referred to as mum. She is a mother fucking lifesaver.

Love your mom

by Lololololollolololo) olpop February 25, 2018

mom

A person that looks over everything you do or bosses you around

Did I ask you to comment on ___'s photo?
Oops sorry mom

by Jenn the Awesmazing unicorn July 14, 2016

Mom

A goddess from another dimension that can create an unlimited amount of food using quantum physics.

Mom, can you make some spaghetti?

by LordBobby_Smartman September 3, 2018

mom

a mom is a beautiful creature that has raised you since a child but watch out for mama bear if you get her in a mood she might snap at you a mom is the best thing you can have in your life

it is great to have a mom

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017

MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018

MOM

1. Anyone that takes care of you, listens to you ramble, loves you even when you are a dope, and never bad mouths you to strangers no matter what.

2. The highest term of endearment.

Thanks Mom

by L'eggs January 12, 2011