Drummer for Coastline Crime, used to wrestle but he injured his knee. Has a hawt mohawk and a great sense of style. Plays drums with great passion and enthusiasm. Looks great wearing nothing but a tie.
by anti_virus February 26, 2006
by Geoffrey mohawk May 15, 2006
by jacksta May 2, 2008
A short hair person that gel's and combs his center part of his head to give the impression of a Mohawk. But really gives him the look of a chicken head.
Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.
Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.
by skidrowchuck June 29, 2010
When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010
The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
by hai_bai February 21, 2011
by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019