by YuOfTheNight June 19, 2019
Get the Military sexmug. The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.
I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.
by Otto May 6, 2005
Get the military factormug. Function: noun
1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
1. Republican euphemism for starting a war of aggression, the "supreme war crime" according to the UN charter, as heard during an interview from the floor at the 2008 RNC (Republican National Convention).
One of a long list of things the Republican Party has apparently done to disappoint its supporters is when it engaged in military adventurism.
by Johnny J. Rockability October 20, 2008
Get the military adventurismmug. Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007
Get the military policemug. The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005
Get the Military Intelligencemug. When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
Get the Military wipemug. When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
Get the Military Gogglesmug.