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microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for
someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK
by rullski June 2, 2023
mugGet the microphone iimug.

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
by Chilebeso October 22, 2015
mugGet the Missouri microphonemug.

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
mugGet the Microphone Molestingmug.

teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
mugGet the teh microphonemug.

Purple microphone

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"
by Purpmic December 27, 2019
mugGet the Purple microphonemug.

The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth
Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore
by Realskskdude April 28, 2019
mugGet the The Microphonemug.

Stop giving men microphones

This mean that men say rude and nasty things about women on a podcast or something else so we need to stop giving men microphones a song by Sarah Hester Ross @ sarahhesterross
Did u here da new song

What song

Stop giving men microphones
by spicyleo💗 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Stop giving men microphonesmug.

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