microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for

someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK

by rullski June 2, 2023

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone

Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Purple microphone

Penis

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"

by Purpmic December 27, 2019

The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth

Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore

by Realskskdude April 28, 2019

Stop giving men microphones

This mean that men say rude and nasty things about women on a podcast or something else so we need to stop giving men microphones a song by Sarah Hester Ross @ sarahhesterross

Did u here da new song

What song

Stop giving men microphones

by spicyleo💗 April 14, 2022