Piers-Morganistic

An obnoxious, smug, self-superior and pseudo-intellectual manner of speaking, presenting/providing information, presenting oneself in a discussion or debate that is unhelpful, annoying and often operating on false information with the glib and narcissistic presupposition that one is already correct.

Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan

"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."

"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."

"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.

by Swilly Giggins May 2, 2024

Arkansas Hooded Merganser

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.

She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024

Mr. Morganisms

Drawing strange figures on a whiteboard in order to try and get a point across.

Mr. Morgan used his Mr. Morganisms to describe a research question for a student.

by Yennaco March 13, 2017